Saturday, 13 March 2010

Laugh ? I fell over. Dyfed Powys Drugs investigation

Lets set the scene for two of Dyfed Powys police finest approaching the house of an alleged drugs farm, guarded by vicious dogs protecting the proceeds of crime.........

Two officers using their years of expensive training and stealth quietly approach the front door hoping to take the occupant unaware so affecting a peaceful entry. A drugs bust like this could boost an officers career.
Hardly daring to breathe with excitement they sharply rap the door and stand to one side.
Hm no one in....... Do they organise a drugs unit to smash the door in and seize the growing cannabis plants ?
Hmmm no.....
They decide to take the safe option of thorough investigation and go knock at next doors house.

I'm laughing as I write this but can you imagine the gist of " Excuse me but does the drug dealer live next door please ? "

The neighbour was horrified and asked the police not to return as the pensioner who lives next door was out on walkies with the alleged guard dog and its blind and deaf 13 year old friend. So left in charge of the Operation was a Rabbit,two Hamsters and a few snails you wouldn't want to mess with.

Her "crop" was in fact Lemon scented Geraniums growing on the window sill in the bedroom. I gave her the plants so I guess I'm equally guilty of cultivating such a strong growth of illegal Geraniums. Id love to see Pontyberems ever growing crowd of druggies smoke these. It could put them off spliffs for life.

It was only last week that the Carmarthen Journal had on the front page Dyfed Powys police's new drugs czar stating that he was on the case of drug dealers in the area.
Yet within half a mile of this poor pensioners house are two drug dealers,one quite prolific who has a security system so he can see any police coming !
Its not what you know in Bancffosfelen, its WHO you know !
Meantime anyone who is knowingly cultivating Lemon Scented Geraniums for "own use" should be aware that Dyfed Powys police are fully trained to take you down. Anyone dealing in cocaine, PCP or cannabis will probably be safe enough for another week.

4 comments:

Patrick Cullinane said...

When Dyfed Powys police could NOT tell a Ford Escort from a Ford Scorpio and they standing beside it, how then do you expect these imbeciles to be able to tell the difference between Cannabis Plants and Lemon Scented Geraniums?

You could not make it up!

The maddening thing about all of this is, they are getting taxpayers money for their/this incompetence.

Patrick Cullinane said...

When Dyfed Powys police could NOT tell a Ford Escort from a Ford Scorpio and they standing beside it, how then do you expect these imbeciles to be able to tell the difference between Cannabis Plants and Lemon Scented Geraniums?

You could not make it up!

The maddening thing about all of this is, they are getting taxpayers money for their/this incompetence.

Debbie C said...

They'll be getting a psychic in next to find criminals. Oh wait, they already did that........

HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY said...

This says it all.
What can you say.
Unfortunately they are robbing us as taxpayers to fund incompetency.
Well, this is a by product of a failed society.
By closing down secured institutions they obviously have to put these people somewhere.
Under a regime and gross robbery of the public purse the only other course of action is to let these people loose on our streets in a queen's uniform so that they can support, protect and cover up for each other.
Kind regards, Meirion